WHO DO YOU CONSIDER VERY FUNNY HERE

1: The VENDA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi…
2: The TSONGA man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account…
3: The MOPEDI who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept…
4: The SOTHO man who watched the news and waved at the news reader…
5: The TSWANA nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills…
6: The SWATI man who lowered his tv volume because he wanted to read a text message…
7: The XHOSA man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough, then came down and started stoning it…
8: The ZULU man who polished his shoe to take a passport photo…
9: The AFRIKAANS man who saw something which looked like shit, touched and tasted it, saying, “Hmmmm” this bloody shit! Thank God i didn’t step on it…
10: The ENGLISH man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM

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HOW TO KNOW A TRUE SOUTH AFRICAN?

1.Always check airtime balance after call
2.Used cooking oil they put back in to the bottle for future use
3.Rice with meat is the best Meal for ever
4.Every brand of toothpaste is Colgate
5.Empty Container and Tins for Coffee are used for keeping Sugar or Salt
6.Every Cold drink is Coke
7.Every brand of cooking oil is fish oil
8.News paper is sometimes used as Toilet paper
9.Used Tea bag can be kept for future use
10.When making a call,a big finger is already in the red button

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