WHO DO YOU CONSIDER VERY FUNNY HERE

1: The VENDA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi…
2: The TSONGA man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account…
3: The MOPEDI who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept…
4: The SOTHO man who watched the news and waved at the news reader…
5: The TSWANA nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills…
6: The SWATI man who lowered his tv volume because he wanted to read a text message…
7: The XHOSA man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough, then came down and started stoning it…
8: The ZULU man who polished his shoe to take a passport photo…
9: The AFRIKAANS man who saw something which looked like shit, touched and tasted it, saying, “Hmmmm” this bloody shit! Thank God i didn’t step on it…
10: The ENGLISH man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM

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Why I Fired My Secretary!

Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday”, and possibly have a present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone, “Happy Birthday”. I thought….well, that’s marriage for you, but maybe the kids will remember. My kids came down for breakfast and didn’t say a word.

So, when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Samantha said, “Good morning,
Boss, Happy Birthday”. It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o’clock and then Samantha knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your birthday, let’s go out to lunch, just you and me”. I said, “Thanks, Samantha, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go”.

We went to lunch. but we didn’t go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office Samantha said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day….we don’t need to go back to the office, do we?” I responded, “I guess not. What do you have in mind?” She said, “Let’s go to my apartment”.

After arriving at her apartment Samantha turned to me and said, “Boss, if you don’t mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I’ll be right back.” “OK”, I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and after a couple of minutes, she came
out carrying a huge birthday cake……followed by my wife, kids and
dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday”.

And I just sat there……..on the couch…….naked.

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